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| JUDGE YOUR SUCCESS BY WHAT YOU HAD TO GIVE UP IN ORDER TO GET IT. |
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| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| REALLY UGLY: |
| YOUR HUBBY AND YOU AGREE NO MORE KIDS. |
| YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. |
| YOUR DAUGHTER BORROWED THEM. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOUR SON STUDIES ALOT IN HIS ROOM. |
| YOU FIND SEVERAL PORN MOVIES HIDDEN THERE. |
| YOU'RE IN THEM. |
| YOUR HUSBAND UNDERSTANDS FASHION. |
| HE'S A CROSS-DRESSER. |
| HE LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOUR SON'S FINALLY MATURING. |
| HE'S INVOLVED WITH THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR. |
| SO ARE YOU. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOU GIVE THE BIRDS AND BEES TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER. |
| SHE KEEPS INTERRUPTING. |
| WITH CORRECTIONS. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOUR WIFE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU. |
| SHE WANTS A DIVORCE. |
| SHE'S A LAWYER. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| THE POST MAN'S EARLY. |
| HE'S WEARING FATIGUES AND CARRYING AN AK47. |
| YOU GAVE HIM NOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOUR SON IS DATING SOMEONE NEW. |
| IT'S ANOTHER MAN. |
| HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT. |
| IT'S TRIPLETS. |
| YOU HAD A VASECTOMY FIVE YEARS AGO. |
| GOOD: |
| BAD: |
| UGLY: |
| YOUR DAUGHTER GOT A NEW JOB. |
| AS A HOOKER. |
| YOUR COWORKERS ARE HER BEST CLIENTS. |
| SHE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN YOU. |
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