Seven New York City bartenders were
asked if they could nail a woman's
Personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
asked if they could nail a woman's
Personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
..
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be
her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more
years...Alzheimer's and term limits be
damned.
Drink: White zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get
drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do
but wait.
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be
her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.
She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more
years...Alzheimer's and term limits be
damned.
Drink: White zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get
drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do
but wait.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the
open tundra and then suddenly it flips
over, pinning you underneath.
At night the Ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening
open tundra and then suddenly it flips
over, pinning you underneath.
At night the Ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening